If the files you download don't work:
tough.
If you lose millions because a downloaded file messes up your system,
that's you that's out of the millions, not us.
If you don't like this disclaimer:
tough.
We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law,
up to and including nothing.
This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software packages,
service packs and add-ons,
but ours is in plain English while the others are in legalese.
We didn't want to include any disclaimer at all,
but our legal department insisted.
Have fun!